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The Global Cooling Manifesto

This is the manifesto of the Global Cooling movement.

1) There is another Ice Coming!

2) There is no proof that There is another Ice Age coming!

3) We need to make other people give us their money.

4) Some of their money will be used for research, advertising, and telemarketing to promote that There is another Ice Age Coming!

Our catastrophic vision of your future:

On Immigration. We, the activists of Global Cooling, believe that Canada will be buried under up to five miles of ice pack within the next twenty five years. So, it is foolish to ask anyone to come here. Canada is doomed. Infact, we should all be packing up and fleeing while we still can. Real Canadian values means get out of Canada.

On Gun Control. We, the activists of Global Cooling, believe that Canada will be fleeing the moving hills of snow within five years. So, it is foolish to take away guns. Instead, we must now arm everybody so we can overwhelm the Americans when we flood into their homes, schools, and shopping malls as illegal immigrants. Our people should get free hand guns and ammo from the government. The government should be borrowing money to buy hand grenades to give to people.

On Religion in School. We, the activists of Global Cooling, believe that Canada is doomed to burial in snow. This sounds like the sort of thing that Set, the Snake God would do to a village that angered him. So, it is logical to only allow the worship of Set, the Snake God, in our schools. Everybody can begin their day by bowing to an idol of Set, the Snake God, offering incense and giblets, and handing over a cash gift to the priest of Set, the Snake God. Embracing diversity means denoucing unbelievers.

The Death Penalty. We, the activists of Global Cooling, believe that without effective measures that get results, no body will survive Global Cooling. But, governments have a poor track record in implementing death penalties. As a compromise, the state religion (Set, the Snake God) shall be responsible for the executive, legislative, and judicial aspects of the death penalty.

Torture and Land mines. We, the activists of Global Cooling, believe that winter will never end. And that when May, 2008 comes, pretty much everywhere everyone will think using torture and land mines to get them a place to live that is not surrounded in slush is a mighty fine idea.

If you look outside when it is colder than normal, you will see all the proof of Global Cooling that you need.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this