A Crueller Crime Couldn't Have Been Committed

A man was shot while pumping gas yesterday in Memphis. The police don't have many leads to go on, but they do have the culprit's names:

Police said the suspects go by the names "Butter Roll" and "Corn Roll."

The police believe the perps weren't after the victim's dough, as the man was never asked for his bread. Witnesses describe one of the men as half-baked, while the other one looked a little crusty. The police still need the public's help in solving this crime, and are certain the public will rise to the occasion. . They also said the men are armed and dangerous, and possibly delicious. Do not attempt to approach them, watch them at a distance for 45 minutes at 350º.

Maybe they were Danish