Amy Winehouse--Now At Your Fingertips

Amy Winehouse is launching her own brand of hair and make-up products, so adoring fans can be just like her:

“She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume.

“All the things that are distinctive of her look.”

I can see it now, "Rehabilitate your Hair, with Amy Winehouse Hair Products".

I find it hard to believe that any human, with an IQ above that of, well, Amy Winehouse, would want to actually look like Amy Winehouse. If a woman really wants to look like Amy, there's a more cost-efficient way to achieve that end: Drink until you vomit all over your clothes, and then shove a busted whiskey bottle into your face. Ta da, you look like Amy Winehouse.

Now, go take all of your God given talent and waste it on crack, meth, and copious amounts of whiskey. Congratulations, you are now as much of a loser as Amy Winehouse. Oh, and go get herpes.

Want to look like Pete Doherty? Rinse and Repeat