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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Vegetarianism--It's All Downhill From Here

An article in English Pravda today on vegetarianism will, I'm sure, cause quite a stir(fry) among vegetarians. The author of the article, "Vegetarianism proves to be perversion of nature", says that vegetarians are seriously misled peoples and are little more than fanatics. Boy, it's getting mighty uncomfortable in here, dontchathink?
Vegetarians, especially those of advanced age, usually face numerous health problems that are mainly caused with the shortage of animal protein. After two months of no-meat diet, the quantity of protein in the cardiac muscle decreases four times, which triggers the development of heart failure. The work of all other organs worsens soon after. A vegetarian man or woman may find themselves on the brink of dystrophy.

First signs of dystrophy are not that evident and burdensome, but the resulting effect may lead to lamentable consequences. Have you ever seen starving African children on TV? Then you must remember those thin legs and swelled bellies, which dystrophy causes.
The author then dismantles the theory that not eating meat has a rejuvenating effect on the reproduction function by saying that without amino acids with food, a man can become infertile.

Yikes. Well, is it true then that vegetarian's have healthier looking skin and lustrous hair?
Cosmetologists say that a typical vegetarian has dry and fragile hair, dull eyes and unhealthy complexion. They can hardly stand criticism and have a low boiling point. They raise their voice, swing their arms and splutter when arguing.
Wow. I'm not sure I buy that, but I'm sure any vegetarian reading this is probably getting pretty hot under the collar right about now, so, that's good enough for me. I keed.

There's plenty more article to read. I suggest before you click on the link, grab a few Slim Jim's and a rye and ginger, and enjoy the non-vegetarian goodness this article brings to you.

Eat meat and live

posted by The Mayor at 7:04 PM

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