Onward, Happy Workers!

What a great day!

Today, as you commute home, pat yourself on the back, happy worker. Your taxpaying has made taxspending possible. Your money has made someone else smile.

Homeless people have hope to get a handout, a free meal, some expensive camping gear, and more smokes that you cannot afford to smoke.

Single mothers have hope to get a handout, a free meal, some expensive maternity gear, and more smokes that you cannot afford to smoke.

Children in violence prone neighbourhoods have hope to get a handout, a free basketball, and some expensive designer clothing that you cannot afford to wear.

Victims of racism have hope that your racist tax dollars, taken from your racist society, administered by your racist government, will help to find more victims of racism so that there can be more taxes taken to give more hope to the chronically underfunded racism industry.

Caring people in the caring professions have hope that that they will get the compensation package increases that they deserve so that they can agitate for more money for the homeless, single mothers, children in violent neighbourhoods, and victims of racism. Without sure knowledge of a pension tied to the cost of living, our caring people cannot care; instead, they worry.

Yes, happy worker and taxpayer, you care about your children. You know that poverty causes crime. That is why it is so important to take your money from you, who cares about children, to give to those on the bottom of the socio-economic scale, who have a demonstrated track record of not caring about their children. As you are pushed down towards poverty, social workers can administer your money to spend, spend, spend, on those that Darwin would classify as specialist bottom feeders.

Yes, happy worker. Your taxpaying gives hope to taxspenders.

Pat yourself on the back.