Georgia--What's In A Name

No, this isn't a Jeff Foxworthy bit, but if you're from Georgia, most likely your parents named you after a spice or a cheap perfume:

Parents have been very inventive in naming their children over the past 18 years. There are 147 Georgia girls named Chanel, 31 named Cinnamon, 1,435 named Diamond ... and just a half dozen boys named Bubba.

Chanel, Cinnamon and Diamond are gateway names to the stripping profession. Parents that have the nerve to name their babies Chanel, Cinnamon or Diamond may as well go full hog and give the kid an eight-ball and some Val-U-Rite vodka, because let's face it, the only job their little snowflake is going to get in life involves sliding down a pole for drunken slobs.

Still though, it was a bit of a shock that there were no LeShawns on the list.

Georgia, it's on my mind