The Morality Quiz--Part II

We had quite a few good responses from yesterday's Morality Quiz. And when I say good responses, I actually mean that most of the responses terrified me. Not to the point where I can't sleep at night, but I do have all your IP addy's and the proper authorities have been contacted.

The thing about these questions is that you never really know how you would respond to a situation until you are put into one. I've had my share of bad situations that required immediate attention, and luckily I responded well.

True story, about 15 years ago I had to take a pee so bad that I pulled into a seedy hotel to use their bathroom. While I was peeing, some freak came in, walked up to me and stuck a knife to my neck. He told me not to move and went ahead and robbed me of $30. You know what I did the whole time? I peed. I did nothing but pee. That's my story.

However, after this happened I told my friends the story. Most of them started acting like they were some sort of superhero and told me how they would have handled the situation. All of them ended the story by kicking the guys head in and saving Gotham City, not one of them did nothing but pee like I did.

Moral of the story? I really enjoy peeing. Wait, that's not it. The moral is, as I said earlier, you never know how you would react in a terrifying situation unless you are in a terrifying situation.

How would you answer this not-so-terrifying situation?

You do a sponsored swim for the charity Help The Very Smallest Children, swim 20 lengths and collect $100 from your sponsors. On the way to the charity, you notice that French Connection has the jacket you have always coveted on sale at the bargain price of $99.99. Do you:

1) Go to the charity and hand over the money - you can get the jacket in Oxfam in a few years

2) Attack the sponsorship form with a pencil to make it look as if you only got £50, and split the proceeds between Gucci and FCUK.

3) What do very small children need with £100? Are they bidding for rusks? I don't think so.

Cool, The Mayor has a new jacket!

And you, would you rip off a liberal begging group and spend the proceeds on fine clothery?