The UN Wants Spiderman To Fight Along Side Peacekeepers

Everyone with a pulse knows that Spiderman catches thieves just like flies. He also has radioactive blood and can swing from a thread. That's pretty cool. So cool in fact that the UN wants to cash in on his Spider appeal and have asked Marvel Comix to draw Spidey along side UN Peacekeepers and aid workers, all in a bid to shed some positive light on the organization:

The UN is now seeking private backing so it can distribute 1m free copies to American schoolchildren. The project's creator, the French producer Romuald Sciora, says he hopes it will then be translated into European languages.

So, if Spiderman becomes a UN Peacekeeper, does that mean he will get to rape little children like the real UN Peacekeepers have done in Angola, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Cambodia, the DRC, East Timor, Kosovo, Liberia, Mozambique, Sierra Leone and Somalia? Will Spidey get to pimp out African women? Will he get the thrill or torturing and murdering Bunian kids just like the Nepalese *Peacekeepers* have done?

The brains at Marvel are idiots for even considering signing on to this organization. Rapists, murderers, pedophiles, thieves, liars, corrupt to the bone. That's what the UN have proven to be. Spiderman stands for something, he sure doesn't need to be pimped out by UN demented heads.

The UN just doesn't get it, but we all do. You can put a dress on a pig, but at the end of the day it's still a pig.

The UN--World joke that no one is laughing at