Below Average Actress Never Gets Better

This may come as a bit of a shock to some of you, but this isn't Sanchez my gardener, it's actually Justine Bateman. The similarity is uncanny.

Do you remember Justine Bateman when she played Mallory in Different Strokes Family Ties? Man, was she ever completely average in every respect. She was pretty much the most boring person on that show, other than that little porker, Tina Yothers. Even Skippy put her to shame, and that's really saying something.

Oh well, Justine has gone from an average girl into a below average woman. That should come as no surprise to any of us.

Why did I bother writing this post? Simple: Now that you have seen how below average a *big star* has become, doesn't it make your life seem that much better?

Ya, the Germans have a word for that...