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Thursday, December 06, 2007

24--10-11 pm

"Chloe, it's me, Jack"

"What's going on, Jack?"

"I don't have much time to talk. Actually, I'm in a teenie weenie bit of trouble with the law."

"What happened, Jack?"

"Well, you know how I really like the drinkie drinkie?"

"Yes, Jack"

"And you know how I like the drivie drivie?"

"Yes, Jack"

"It seems the po po frown upon my mixture of the drinkie drinkie with the drivie drivie"

"You were busted for a DUI, Jack?"

"Yes. And I'm spending the next 48 days in jail"

"Hehehe"

"What's so funny, Chloe?"

"48 is 2x24...get it? 24?"

"You humour does not appeal to me, Chloe"

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