Mayor's office scrambles to control damage

Mayor nowhere to be found!

Geraldo Rivera here with yet another leaked memo from the Mayor's office during the election campaign. I don't know how I keep finding these things, but Fenris Badwulf definitely doesn't have anything to do with it! Nosirree, Fenris Badwulf does not do anything underhanded like stealing the Mayor's private correspondence and leaking it to me, Geraldo Rivera. To be perfectly clear, Fenris Badwulf doesn't do anything like that. Who said that Fenris Badwulf would ever do such a terrible thing? They are terrible people who say things like that. Maybe it was the Mayor saying such awful things…