Property Rights

For most progressive activists, the simple solution to complex problems begins with selecting an emotionally satisfying outcome, and then uses conjecture, guilt, and autoaudiotoricalcircumdictional reasoning, leading to the self same emotionally satisfying outcome. Reason only interrupts when heteronormatives attempt to bully the intellectually challenged with logic and facts. And what is more vexing to the telemarketing activist than some greedy taxpayer who thinks he knows what he is thinking about his own money. Property rights are bad.


The history of property rights begins in the past. Before Global Warming was started by the Christians, there was a happy time called the Dark Ages, sort of like Black History Month, only slaves had not been invented by Jesus. The Dark Ages was a happy time of multi-cultural diversity, celebration of different voices, and no rule of law existed. Property belonged to whoever was in the greatest need to it's possession. These were usually large omnivorous bisexual men, who liked to craft things out of iron, and who liked horses. Later, biased historians called them The Vikings. Modern homosexuals think of them as sexually attractive, so they must be politically correct. We should all pray to Set, the Snake God, to have the happy days of the Vikings return to us.

The Vikings cared about each other, and wanted to share their happiness with others. To do this, they travelled to other cultures as immigrants. Today, heteronormatives would call them harsh names, like illegal immigrant. Vikings believed in open borders, and they liked to share. They did not like Christians, so they supported the separation of church and state. The Vikings were good people, and we should pray to Set, The Snake God, that the nice Viking culture comes back to us. We need to celebrate more multi-orifice sodomy more often.

Now that we all feel good about the friendly Vikings, we can accept without question that Property Rights are Bad, and that we should agree to Everything I Say. And when a telemarketer calls, you should buy what he is selling, because that is sharing.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.