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Monday, August 20, 2007

Michael Vick To Plead Guilty

Michael Vick has agreed to plead guilty to dogfighting conspiracy charges in return for a one year to 18 month (possible) prison sentence:
"Mr. Vick has agreed to enter a plea of guilty to those charges and to accept full responsibility for his actions and the mistakes he has made," Martin said in a statement. "Michael wishes to apologize again to everyone who has been hurt by this matter."
I wouldn't exactly call what Michael Vick did a *mistake*. Pitting animals against each other and letting them fight to the death can't be classified as an error in judgement, unless his error in judgement was getting caught.

Don't let the lawyers fool you into believing that Michael Vick is sorry for what he did or that he made a mistake. A mistake is forgetting to pick up milk, or wearing a white belt with white shoes. What Michael Vick did was the behaviour of a calculating, demented, psychotic asshole who loves abusing animals.

You're sorry? Great, go fuck yourself. Apology not accepted.

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posted by The Mayor at 6:47 PM

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