Mickey Mouse Has An Evil Side

M-I-C (C U in hell, sons of pigs and monkeys)...K-E-Y (Y? Because you are filthy imperialist swine) M-O-U-S-E:

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip - Hamas militants have enlisted the iconic Mickey Mouse to broadcast their message of Islamic dominion and armed resistance to their most impressionable audience — little kids.

A giant black-and-white rodent — named "Farfour," or "butterfly," but unmistakably a Mickey ripoff — does his high-pitched preaching against the U.S. and Israel on a children's show run each Friday on Al-Aqsa TV, a station run by Hamas.

Now that's normal.

I'm not sure if having a giant rodent preach hatred will work on Palestinian children. Hahaha, had you going, didn't I?

Of course it'll work, giant rodents having been preaching anti-Jewish and anti-American rhetoric long before Farfour came along, thank you very much, and to date it has worked like a charm. The hate industry is wildly popular in Gaza, hatred is pretty much the only thing Palestinians export.

Still though, it matters not. Even if crazed Islamic nutjobs had Mickey Mouse, Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny all call for the deaths of every Jew and American, the Jews and Americans would still shovel billions of dollars to the Palestinians every year.

And that, my friends, aint no fairy tale.