Self Actualizing is Non Heteronormative

Soon, the Multi Cultured will be your most self-actualizing (non heteronormative) course of action. Now let me discuss the last concept, rather than the first and more important. Pay attention as this is on the test:

What is Self-Actualizing Non-Heteronormativism? Good question! I am glad that you asked. We know that the word 'heteronormative' is bad because people who are good said so. So summon your grammar and remember that the prefix 'non' negates the thing it is attached to. Like a magnetic mine that is attracted to the metal of passing bicycles. So the bad thing, heteronormative, is now re-nurtured as a good thing, self-actualization. Self-actualization is good. You need it, apparently.

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Self-actualized is to be not heteronormativiized. Yes, I spelt that correctly. Let us accept heteronoramtiviized as the correct spelling for itself. Let everything that is not like heteronormative be recognized for what it is: non-heteronormative. This is true by the laws of logic of the same people that lure ships to wreck upon the rocks, so, of course, without thinking, it must be true. Agree with me, follow me deeper into the dark northern forest of logic.

I am pleased to announce that, on behalf of the Mayor of Mitchieville, as Minister of Landfill and Aggregates, that a weekend of public celebration be celebrated at public expense! Hurrah! This is an accomodation, and therefore good. Celebrate Statist Goodness! Rush and hurry to your places of comfort and enjoyment to feast on the welfare smorgasbord of free fast food. Drink beer till you slop it on your shirt. Stagger into the table and send the pitcher flying into the kid's homework paperwork. Thats what I call fun! Drink and gorge during, after or before you fornicate and befornicated! Celebrate at the Dome for free beer free hotdogs and free games of Baseball. And that beer is the beer that Darcy never drinks, Radium Beer. Free at the water fountains across the downtown core! Free donuts and Liqueurs in the Tim Hortons. Eat yourself sick! Go puke at the vomitorium with your Toronto friends in Toronto. Then its back for more! Drugs and whores be here aplenty, mate! All crew accomodated,

From the reflected embers of the philosopher who lives on the ninth floor, to the sticky vinyl pillow wall coverings of Toronto whorehouses, comes this message from The Trapped Technicians who Toil, Trapped into a work shifters lifestyle by Fenris Badwulf.

Note to readers: Fenris Badwulf has made a startling breakthrough in a design at one of his secret weapons research laboratories. A new non-existant secret weapon is now added to activist arsenals. Details are being encoded and hidden in secret messages as we speak. Muahahhahhah