Keeping things low tech
OK....FINE! Let's just get it over with off the top. But....I'm not mentioning names, posting pictures, or making references to 8 year anniversaries of similar events. However, I will say, "Way to go Virginia!" *clap,clap* "Way to sell tourism.....for psycos and degenerates!"
Come to Virginia. We have the most lax gun laws in the U.S. Take home a souvenir fire arm. All you need is I.D. and a credit card.
Brilliant.....bloody brilliant.
While we're at it. "Way to go NBC! Thanks for sensationalizing everything. Wow! And only one week after firing Don Imus for inappropriate comments.
Yup! No hypocrisy there.
Beating around the Bush
This week President Bush said, "It's hard to make sense out of such tragedy and human suffering."
Finally! He's admitting Iraq was a mistake. Good for you George W.
No Bones about it
Meanwhile in T.V. land, crime drama Bones which stars David Boreanaz.....
Wasn't he that vampire guy Angel from Buffy?
....had an episode pulled this week because the subject matter was too close to the bone- if you'll excuse the pun- to recent events.
Can't say it affected me much....I don't watch Bones...or Buffy and Angel when they were on for that matter...too girlie for my liking. Now let's get back to discussing subjects like: Why are they making a theatrical musical for Dirty Dancing?
Middleton of the road
Prince William and Kate Middleton ended their relationship this week. The royal relationship is by far the most talked about break-up in recent memory. Almost every publication in the UK had an opinion as to why they ended their long-term union. In fact, several publications claim to know the so-called "real story" behind the break-up. Some claim it was Prince William's time in the military, some say it was his philandering ways, and another popular rumor claims it has to do with Kate Middleton's commoner status in the socially-stratified nation.
The real reason? To keep every boy's hope alive of one day becoming Queen of England.
Fruit or vegetable?
The debate rages on: Is the watermelon a fruit or a vegetable? Some say because it's a member of the cuck family, thus it should be considered a vegetable. But it's so sweet and tasty, others say fruit.
Imagine the poor people of Alabama who have Watermelon as the official state fruit. Losers! Should have followed Virgina's lead and made guns your state fruit.
Tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
It may stand upright in a glass or lie on a counter, barely noticed until we need it. But that ubiquitous bathroom standby -- the lowly toothbrush -- is likely giving houseroom to some pretty nasty inhabitants.
We're taking germs here, folks. Microscopic bacteria, viruses and fungi -- and you're putting them daily into your mouth.
This warning brought to you by toothbrush manufacturers.
It is said you should change your toothbrush every time you get sick, after illness, before long bus trips, when visiting the zoo, during pregnancy, before and after sex and when logging on to Strangedaze, (or in other words once every six months or so).
I should also add, you should change your toothbrush every time you get a picture in the mail of some guy with your toothbrush stuffed up his ass. It happens more that you would suspect. Believe me.
I guess next they'll be saying we pay too much in taxes?
We pay too much in taxes. 45% of your income goes to paying the government in some form or another in tax. In fact, the average family pays more in tax than housing, food and clothing combined.
In my household I think what I spend on porn would meet the percentage.
A.B. on A.I.
With the help of the greatest actor on the planet, Alec Baldwin, I'd like to comment on American Idol's Sanjaya.
Strange: Finally! Sanjaya Malakar got voted off American Idol. The guy sang like my
ass chews gum.
Baldwin: What is he, 12 years old, or 11 years old? He didn't have the brains or the decency of a human being. He's insulted me for the last time.
Strange: Well said Alec, yet he may not be the next American Idol, but Sanjaya has been invited to be a guest at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. A guest list including the likes of Jane Fonda, Teri Hatcher, John Cusack, Sheryl Crow, Dennis Hopper and Morgan Fairchild. Among the politicos expected are Condi Rice, Robert Kennedy Jr. and Henry Kissinger. Are you upset with the White House for not being included? What would you say given the chance.
Baldwin: I am going to get on a plane and I am going to come out there for the day and I am going to straighten your ass out when I see you. I'm going to let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. You've made me feel like shit and you've made me feel like a fool over and over and over again. You have humiliated me for the last time. So I'm going to let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?
If you'd like a phone call from Alec go here.
Happy natal day
If I'm not mistaken, The Little Danish Girl has a birthday coming up. So, happy B-day to you. I know how fond you are of kitchen appliances and I'm sure the Mayor is going to get you the new oven you wanted.....of course it is a Dutch oven, but remember, it's the thought that counts.
Truth is stranger than Strange
Come to Virginia. We have the most lax gun laws in the U.S. Take home a souvenir fire arm. All you need is I.D. and a credit card.
Brilliant.....bloody brilliant.
While we're at it. "Way to go NBC! Thanks for sensationalizing everything. Wow! And only one week after firing Don Imus for inappropriate comments.
Yup! No hypocrisy there.
Beating around the Bush
This week President Bush said, "It's hard to make sense out of such tragedy and human suffering."
Finally! He's admitting Iraq was a mistake. Good for you George W.
No Bones about it
Meanwhile in T.V. land, crime drama Bones which stars David Boreanaz.....
Wasn't he that vampire guy Angel from Buffy?
....had an episode pulled this week because the subject matter was too close to the bone- if you'll excuse the pun- to recent events.
Can't say it affected me much....I don't watch Bones...or Buffy and Angel when they were on for that matter...too girlie for my liking. Now let's get back to discussing subjects like: Why are they making a theatrical musical for Dirty Dancing?
Middleton of the road
Prince William and Kate Middleton ended their relationship this week. The royal relationship is by far the most talked about break-up in recent memory. Almost every publication in the UK had an opinion as to why they ended their long-term union. In fact, several publications claim to know the so-called "real story" behind the break-up. Some claim it was Prince William's time in the military, some say it was his philandering ways, and another popular rumor claims it has to do with Kate Middleton's commoner status in the socially-stratified nation.
The real reason? To keep every boy's hope alive of one day becoming Queen of England.
Fruit or vegetable?
The debate rages on: Is the watermelon a fruit or a vegetable? Some say because it's a member of the cuck family, thus it should be considered a vegetable. But it's so sweet and tasty, others say fruit.
Imagine the poor people of Alabama who have Watermelon as the official state fruit. Losers! Should have followed Virgina's lead and made guns your state fruit.
Tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
It may stand upright in a glass or lie on a counter, barely noticed until we need it. But that ubiquitous bathroom standby -- the lowly toothbrush -- is likely giving houseroom to some pretty nasty inhabitants.
We're taking germs here, folks. Microscopic bacteria, viruses and fungi -- and you're putting them daily into your mouth.
This warning brought to you by toothbrush manufacturers.
It is said you should change your toothbrush every time you get sick, after illness, before long bus trips, when visiting the zoo, during pregnancy, before and after sex and when logging on to Strangedaze, (or in other words once every six months or so).
I should also add, you should change your toothbrush every time you get a picture in the mail of some guy with your toothbrush stuffed up his ass. It happens more that you would suspect. Believe me.
I guess next they'll be saying we pay too much in taxes?
We pay too much in taxes. 45% of your income goes to paying the government in some form or another in tax. In fact, the average family pays more in tax than housing, food and clothing combined.
In my household I think what I spend on porn would meet the percentage.
A.B. on A.I.
With the help of the greatest actor on the planet, Alec Baldwin, I'd like to comment on American Idol's Sanjaya.
Strange: Finally! Sanjaya Malakar got voted off American Idol. The guy sang like my
ass chews gum.
Baldwin: What is he, 12 years old, or 11 years old? He didn't have the brains or the decency of a human being. He's insulted me for the last time.
Strange: Well said Alec, yet he may not be the next American Idol, but Sanjaya has been invited to be a guest at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. A guest list including the likes of Jane Fonda, Teri Hatcher, John Cusack, Sheryl Crow, Dennis Hopper and Morgan Fairchild. Among the politicos expected are Condi Rice, Robert Kennedy Jr. and Henry Kissinger. Are you upset with the White House for not being included? What would you say given the chance.
Baldwin: I am going to get on a plane and I am going to come out there for the day and I am going to straighten your ass out when I see you. I'm going to let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. You've made me feel like shit and you've made me feel like a fool over and over and over again. You have humiliated me for the last time. So I'm going to let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?
If you'd like a phone call from Alec go here.
Happy natal day
If I'm not mistaken, The Little Danish Girl has a birthday coming up. So, happy B-day to you. I know how fond you are of kitchen appliances and I'm sure the Mayor is going to get you the new oven you wanted.....of course it is a Dutch oven, but remember, it's the thought that counts.
Truth is stranger than Strange
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