A Case of Suspended Animation

When I first saw this scene, I became very upset. Imagine, the nerve of the little bugger to just hang there like that, taking in the scenery, most likely fondling himself as The Little Danish Girl showers, unknowing, as this perverted, twisted freak (I'm talking about the little bugger, not me) watches every move she makes and fatasizes about every water droplet that slides down her rock hard breasts.

Then I got to thinking, do you know how strong this creature must be to literally just hang there like that? Gorillas can hang for hours, and it's a well known fact that they have the strongest shoulder muscles on the planet, they can rip a grown mans arm right off.

I think I have I misunderestimated the little bugger, I now believe he is quite a formidable foe. Rat poison didn't kill him, a firm pounding with my fists didn't do it, even the naked picture I showed him of Rosie O'Donnell only stunned him for a minute. It's time to take this threat to a new level.