Heather Mills McCartney is an Attention Seeker

British police have warned Heather Mills McCartney to stop bugging the hell out of them with her persistent 911 (999 in England) calls:

LONDON (Reuters) - British police have warned Heather Mills McCartney, the estranged wife of former Beatle Paul, about using the emergency phone number 999 too often.

"We are duty-bound to respond, but clearly people who make lots of calls to the police run the risk of being treated as the little boy who cried wolf," he added.

"Officers who have attended previously to find there have been no grounds might not take any claims seriously, and that's the danger we face."

I didn't figure that Heather Mills would understand the legwork involved by police officers when they have to respond to nonsense 999 calls. The police go out on a limb for Heather Mills, but she offers no support to them. I'm sure they are as stumped as we are why she makes so many calls, but I fear they won't end, so they better brace for more calls.

Mills representatives had this to say when reached for comment:

"He assures us he is in no way disappointed with the level of calls from Miss Mills."

Of course he isn't disappointed, the police love responding to fake and false 999 calls. It gives them a break from hanging out at the precinct all day, drinking tea and eating crumpets and watching Coronation Street. They would much rather be responding to fake and false calls from one-legged vegetarian cougars like MZZZZZZ McCartney.

She doesn't have a leg to stand on

Thanks to Mitchieville's Minister of Information for the tip