A Definite Fashion Don't

Anand Jon Alexander, apparently a celebrity fashion designer, has been charged with sexual assault, rape involving two women and a 15-year-old girl:

The charges include forcible rape and lewd acts on a child. Prosecutors have also charged a special circumstance allegation of multiple victims. If convicted, he faces a maximum of life in prison.

Sure, in jail he'll end up polishing more knobs than a B actress in Japanese bukkake porn, but at least he'll look fabulous when he does it.

"He absolutely contends he didn't break any laws with respect to the contact he had with these women," attorney Ronald Richards said.

Since most male designers are typically limp-wristed little bitches, I kind of believe his lawyer.

He has dressed such celebrities as Paris Hilton, Michelle Rodriguez and Mary J. Blige

That's only because those three gargoyles aren't smart enough to dress themselves.

This year, Newsweek named Alexander a person to watch.

Obviously they didn't *Watch* this demented puke enough.

And to put the topping on this most impressive story, immigration authorities believe he is in the country illegally. Hurray for the immigration system. Hurray for government. Hurrah for political correctness.

Feng shui that jail cell, Baboo