Joe Biden Tells it Like it Is

Democrat Senator, Joe Biden, has announced that he will seek the Democratic presidential nomination for 2008:

"I'm going to be Joe Biden and try to be the best Biden I can be," the 64-year-old senator said.

Inspiring words to be sure.

I'd like to offer a little advice to the Senator if I can: If you strive really hard to be the best Joe Biden you can be, you will, no doubt, be the best Joe Biden there is. You are Joe Biden, but you can be a better Joe Biden, you can easily be the best Joe Biden that Joe Biden can be...as long as Joe Biden really wants to be the best Joe Biden. If Joe Biden doesn't try with all his might to be the best Joe Biden that Joe Biden wants to be, he will falter and a lesser Joe Biden will emerge.

And when all is said and done, is that what Joe Biden really wants?

Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden. Possibly the best.