Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Play House

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have come to an agreement over the custody of their children. And it's everything you would expect it to be:

Federline will have his children from noon to 4:00 pm on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at Spears’ home. Spears will be permitted to take the children to Miami from Jan. 5 to 11 as long as Federline knows where they are staying.

Man, that Federline is one cunning negotiator. He not only gets his kids for a grand total of 12 hours a week now, but he gets to spend those 12 hours in his old house, looking at all his old possessions that he will never own again, while staring at the saggy tits and the beat up pooter on his ex useless wife that he will never get to put his e i e i o seed into again. Any more negotiating on his part and he'll be mowing Britney's lawn and washing her filthy dishes by the end of the week.

Let's make a deal