The Cat Dragged in Britney Spears

If you guessed that this is a gargoyle from Madame Tussaud's House of Grotesque Monstrosities, you're not right, but you're not far off. In retrospect, Kevin Federline is lucky Britney gave him the boot when she did. A few more weeks with this ghoulish varmint, and Kevin might have woken up in the belly of this lower animal known as Spears. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go throw hydrochloric acid in my eyes to burn this terrible image from my beautiful green eyes.