Hot Man-Flesh For ELZBTH

Every few days in the comment section on any given award-winning post, ElZBTH will make a comment like this, "that was another amazing post, Mr. Mayor, very insightful and truly amazing. You, sir, are a giant among men. I would appreciate it if you could do me a favour: could you please post some man-flesh? I know you won't post a picture of yourself because the women of Mitchieville would die of horniness, but maybe you could post a picture of some other sun-dripping hot stud.

P.S.-Have I mentioned how great you are? Cuz you are, you're great! Two exclamation marks great!! Three even!!!

First off, ELZBTH, if that is your real name, there really isn't any need to suck up to me. You deserve a little man-flesh, I understand the needs of women. Women are easy to understand if you just take the time to learn about them. I've studied women, inside and out, and I know women need a little man-flesh now and then. And I'm more than happy to supply it for you. You should tell your friends about Mitchieville.

So there you have it, another post over and I've satisfied yet another woman. I should get paid for this, the satisfying women part, I mean. I'm like a blog gigolo. Let me know when you want another picture of some hot studly beefcake, m'kay?

You're welcome.