Sarah Jessica Parker Has a Busted Face

When I heard that Sarah Jessica Parker has a new perfume out called "Lovely*, it made me laugh. It's kind of like OJ Simpson having a cologne called *Innocent*, or Paris Hilton having a body spray called *Not Diseased*. If someone was to tell me that Sarah Parker's face got that way because she was viciously beaten by a frying pan, then I would have to say that she looks okay. Unfortunately for her though, she wasn't the victim of random violence, that's just the way God made her. The Lord can be vengeful. And funny. You see, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. He gaveth Sarah Parker loads of money, but took away by not giving her a face like a human, but gave her a face that resembles a slab of rotting meat that rats gnaw on. Yup, that Lord, he's a laugh riot.

I got the idea and the pic for this post from Tyler Durden. I might have even taken all his jokes.