The President of Iran Wants to Help

Human rights groups are upset (between you and me though, they aren't really that upset)over the Iranian parliaments decision to make dirty Jews and filthy Christians wear special armbands to distinguish them from peace loving Moslems:

Iran's roughly 25,000 Jews would have to sew a yellow strip of cloth on the front of their clothes, while Christians would wear red badges and Zoroastrians would be forced to wear blue cloth.

At first glance this looks pretty bad, but it isn't, as a matter of fact, it's quite the opposite.

The only people who are upset over this are folks that hate fashionable printed cotton armbands. Who in their right mind wouldn't want to wear a lovely piece of printed cotton on their arm? I'll tell you who: stinkin' infidels, that's who.

When you were a child, did you ever play cowboys and Indians rednecks and First Nation Peoples? Sure you did. And what was the best part of playing rednecks and First Nations Peoples? Wearing a badge. Let's face it, everyone loves wearing badges, it distinguishes you, it makes you look like a somebody. That's all the president of Iran wants to accomplish, he wants to make Jews and Christians feel special.

Inside sources tell me that the main reason the peace loving president of Iran wants Jews and Christians to wear special armbands is because when Jews and Christians do something special, like saving a cat from a burning building, or inventing a missile guidance system that can launch nuclear warheads 14,000 miles, they will be noticed immediately for their good deeds and will be thrown a party where they will be served cake and given gifts.

The president of Iran is a good man, he is a peaceful man. If he deems it necessary for Jews and Christians to wear coloured armbands, hell, if he deems it necessary for them to shave their heads and wear crotchless chaps, he is only doing it for peaceful and loving purposes. I suggest you stop being so judgmental.

Infidels.

Iranian Jews and Christians are very lucky people