Britney Spears is a Hero

Earlier yesterday, Britney Spears wisely shook the hat off her sons head, narrowly averting what experts call a "Fashion faux pas":

While heading to a car, her long pants appeared to get tangled in her open-toed shoes just as she stepped past a pothole, witnesses said.

Then — oops! — Britney started to tumble. Sean Preston's head whipped back in what a witness called a "violent manner," his chubby arm swung up and his little hat went flying off .

"Her bodyguard had some good reactions," an onlooker said of the quick catch . "[He] grabbed the baby before he hit the floor."

Many people have criticized Britney for treating her son like a bag of garbage, but shaking that kid until his hat fell off was the best thing she could have done for that child.

Let's face it, an orange hat and a blue jumpsuit don't match at all.

Good job, girlfriend!

Britney saves her son from impending embarrassment