Saudi's King is Tolerant and Peaceful

The King of the most tolerant and peaceful nation in the world had this to say today about women being portrayed in newspapers:

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia King Abdullah has told Saudi editors to stop publishing pictures of women as they could make young men go astray, newspapers reported Tuesday.

The king's directive, made in a meeting with local editors, caused surprise as the monarch has been regarded a quiet reformer since he took office in the ultra-conservative country last August.

He certainly is a *quiet reformer*, as a matter of fact, he's such a *quiet reformer* that you can't even hear him quietly reform.

I'm trying to think of the *quiet reforms* that Abdullah has initiated in the most peaceful nation in the world, and the only thing I can think of is that since he has become King, woman are allowed to vote, they have full rights in court, they can now have driver's licenses, and they have been issued the same privileges as men.

HAHAHA, April fools!

Peace on King Abdul, peace all over his Kingish face