Police Brutality

Like most politically correct activists, I was outraged at the brutal police raids than have rounded up the so-called Jamestown gang.

Just where does our jackbooted fascist police get off arresting these downtrodden members of our most vulnerable under-welfared village peoples? Have they committed a crime other than being misunderstood and hated by the plantation owners of non-immigrant Canada?

It is impossible for illegal immigrants to commit crime. The crimes here are on the part of the brutal police, the selfish taxpayers who think they own their own money, and the evil heteronormative white scum who are not listening to the voices of our Illegal-Immigrant-Canadians.

Tone 'Gat Gangstah' IgPupu is afraid for his life. His welfare cheque is late and the racists at the University of Toronto keep on making up rules and more rules stopping him from getting his engineering degree that he was promised by his mother when he finished his vegetables three days in a row when he was six. When will Gat Gangstah get to live a life of freedom, like his family had when they lived in the utopian paradise of M'Bungah? He questions the wisdom of his mother in overstaying her tourist visa and who is now forced to work as a telemarketer to afford crack in this racist shithole of Canada. With the mass roundups, the third one in only two years (See The Best of Mitchieville under Police Roundups), Gat Gangsta feels even more alienated than when he was busted for public urination during the Papal Visit. The white majority does not celebrate diversity and does not understand cultures other than their own. M'Bungah wishes he knew who his father was, and he demands that the Canadian Taxpayer fund a place for him to hangout and eat for free, and some spending money, and a nice car, and gas money, and some nice crack and a few crack whores to drain his hose.

As an activist, and I know that I speak for all activists, I demand that taxes be raised to pay for more programs, handouts, and social workers to make Gat Gangstah feel welcome in this racist shithole that is Canada. Send me your Money. This means You.

I, Fenris Badwulf, my face drenched in tears and my colon cramped with grief, wrote this.