Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Birth

Gwyneth Paltrow spawned again:

Their second child, a son named Moses Martin, was born this weekend

So much for naming the kid Mortimer. It looks like Gwyneth must read Mitchieville. Oh, BTW, you're welcome, Moses.

"We love unusual names in the family," Paltrow's mom, Blythe Danner, told PEOPLE in January.

What's not to love? I'm sure the kid will love being mocked and ridiculed, that'll grow some hair on his chest.

What a picture though, she looks amazing, oui?

Again, Use My Computer supplies the pic.

With that name, the kid better learn to walk on water