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Monday, March 27, 2006

Sharon Stone Drops Acid

She must, what other explanation can she have for saying this?
"I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic. But I think it is too soon for her to run. "This may sound odd, but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power, and I don't think people will accept that. It's too threatening."
The disgusting shit that's dripping from the corner of the homeless guys mouth who hangs around the liquor store, has more sexual power than Hillary Clinton. Paris Hilton's bloody, herpe infested underwear, has more sexual appeal than Hillary Clinton. The only thing that's less sexually powerful than Hillary Clinton, is the toilet paper that Hillary Clinton just used to wipe her disgusting ass with. And that's only minimally less sexually powerful.

I'd rather have someone sew a rat into my anal cavity than look at Hillary Clinton. I'd rather let a Haitian hooker play my penis like a pan-flute than even think about Hillary Clinton's *sexual power*. I'm pretty sure I can smell Hillary Clinton's sexual power from Mitchieville, and I'm telling you, as God is my witness, it smells like a combination of Dorito chips and cabbage. I'd rather dip my penis in sugar and play whack-a-mole with fire ants than admit Hillary Clinton is even the least bit attractive.

Sharon Stone needs to be institutionalized. And after she's been given her ticket to the nut-house, she needs to be forced to go down on Hillary Clinton's sexual power after Hillary jogs 10 miles with a fur coat on in the middle of a Florida summer, finishes 400 deep knee bends, eats 3 burrito's and two dozen eggs, and has watched midget porn.

That'll teach her to talk stupid.

Care for a few more visuals?

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posted by The Mayor at 8:37 PM

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