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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Sean Penn Likes to Torture Women

I always knew Spacoli had it in him, it's good that he's finally admitting that he's a psychopath. His next step should be getting some help:
Hollywood activist SEAN PENN has a plastic doll of conservative US columnist ANN COULTER that he likes to abuse when angry.
Notice how Sean Penn is very rarely referred to anymore as an actor, but rather an *activist*.
In an interview with The New Yorker magazine, Penn reveals, "We violate her. There are cigarette burns in some funny places.
The funny places Sean Penn is referring to are no doubt the breasts and the vagina. That's funny, isn't it? I know female Mitchievillians must be laughing their beautiful heads off knowing that Sean Penn takes cigarettes and burns dolls breasts and vaginas.

It's hard to imagine that a grown man could do something so sick and pathetic like burning female dolls with smokes. That truly is a sign of a deranged individual who is screaming for help. He's also screaming to be arrested, as the next step after burning dolls is burning humans, any psychologist will tell you that.

One good thing to come of this, is the NOW will be on Sean Penn's case for promoting violence against women. All the signs that Sean Penn is an abuser and has a deep hatred for women is right in front of our faces. I truly can't wait for NOW to start calling on people to boycott any Sean Penn film, and protest every event he goes to.

What's that sound? Could that possibly be the sound of a tumbleweed rolling past my door?

Sean Penn needs help, and a nice jail-cell

posted by The Mayor at 3:18 PM

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