If you're going to donate sperm, donate it orally

Truer words have never been spoken:

Stockholm - A Swedish man who donated his sperm to a lesbian couple must pay child support for the three boys he fathered, the Supreme Court has ruled.

The man, now 39, gave his sperm to the couple in the early 1990s. Three sons were born in the years 1992 to 1996.

You should never give away your sperm, it's just not a good idea. Don't get me wrong, it's okay to donate it if being placed in the proper receptacle(like an eye, a mouth or an ear), but never put it in a test tube and give it away.

You have to be very careful when giving away your sperm, it's not like it grows on trees. If buddy was smart, which he isn't, he would have made them work a little harder to get his sperm. They're lesbians for God's sake, make them work for it, make them earn it. You know that commercial where they ask what would you do for a Klondyke bar?(is that how you spell Klondyke?) The same sort of test should apply when donating sperm.

What would you do for some sperm? Would you jump up and down and act like a monkey? Would you stick your tongue on a freezing cold pole in the middle of winter? Would you eat a worm? You want the sperm, you got to earn the sperm.

*Earn the sperm* is a pretty good slogan if you ask me. You want a baby? You got to *Earn the Sperm*. Are you a dyke and don't want to conceive a child in the traditional way? You got to *Earn the Sperm*. You want to lose 12 pounds in a month on a low-cal diet? You got to *Earn the Sperm*.

I'm onto something here, I can see this going places.

I'm not sure what the rest of the article is aboot, but I can guess. Idiot *sperm boy* has to pay child support thanks to his generous donation of his little swimmers. Sucks to be him. It doesn't suck to be a lesbian.

Spermarific article is here.

Thanks for sending me this article, MACCO, I feel better about my life now.