The Dirty Sanchez Report - this weeks NFL picks

Apologies go out to all the faithful Dirtys out there. Following the first week of The Dirty Sanchez Report the lines were buzzing away. Lots of love just pouring in. So, I took the opportunity to renegotiate my new contract. The pressure was on Mitchieville to come through. Low and behold, that's exactly what happened.

So with new contract in hand I give you this weeks ball breaking NFL picks.

And just remember, if you don't like what I have to say, go eat pigskin you sissy.

Giants/Cowboys: Hey, I may of said the Cowboys were going to beat the Eagles last week but it doesn't mean I still don't like them. Guess what cow folk, you ain't winning this week. First off, the Giants are better than the Eagles. Second, you still suck. Giants win.

Panthers/Lions: The Panthers have a depleted backfield and they just squeaked out a win over Arizona. Detroit on the other hand is somewhat healthy and just came off a massive trouncing of Baltimore. Lions win.

Saints/Falcons: A Falcon is a bird. A Saint is, well, a person. The Falcon swoops down and pecks out the eyes of that person. Person sees no more. Much like the Saints play….blind. Look, the Packers just royally pummelled the Saints. Atlanta, without Vick, barely lost to the Patriots. In addition, I still hate the Saints. They still suck. They will continue to suck. They better pray that Michael Vick isn't playing. That's the only chance they have to win this game. Whatever! Falcons win.

Vikings/Bears: This will come down to whose D plays better. The Bears I think have a substantial advantage in this area. Hence, Bears win.

Redskins/Chiefs: Last week I suggested that the Redskins coach was prepping his team for their first loss of the season. Good job coach. He's doing the same again this week. Outstanding work. Chiefs win.

Bengals/Titans: Bengals D beats the Titans O. Cinci's going to take their frustration from last week's loss to the Jags out on the Titans. Bengals win.

Jags/Steelers: No seriously, is anyone picking the Jags to win? Good, me either. Even without big Ben Steelers win.

Browns/Ravens: I don't like this game; too many variables. The Ravs may have a slight advantage due to home field. So I'm picking a Ravens win.

Dolphins/Bucs: I'm not convinced Ricky's return will have that much of an affect on the team. Comparatively speaking, the Bucs are a more well rounded team. Bucs win at home.

Pats/Broncos: This will not be an easy game for the Pats. Having most of your roster injured will do that to you. However, the news this week that their beloved LB Tedy Bruschi is slated for a possible comeback this season may bolster the pride running rampant in the blood of the organization. With that said there's one thing to consider. They're playing at Mile High and the Broncos have won 4 straight. Should be a good game but Broncos win.

Jets/Bills: Can the Jets stop the Bills running game? Can the Bills stop Curtis Martin? What a clust f*** of a game. It really comes down to this…..The Bills have only shown flashes of their defensive capabilities while their offense has been bleak at best. On the other side, the Jets, who are probably just as good as they were last year, have not really displayed their strengths. The big V gave these neanderthals a nice little boost. It'll continue this week. Jets win.

Chargers/Raiders: I have maintained since the beginning of the season that the Raiders have a great team. But is there a problem now? These guys played three great teams to open the season and lost all three. But not once did they get blown out. Then they go and barely beat Dallas! Are they deflated or something?!? Well suck it up you pansy assess! Is the San Francisco lifestyle rubbing off on ya?!? I probably shouldn't pick your limp wrist wieners to win, but I'm going to. Even if my gut tells me the Chargers will take it. Raiders win.

Texans/Seahawks: Seattle wins. Thanks for coming.

Rams/Colts: Seriously, do I have to answer this one? I could give a rats behind who the Rams brought in for this game. They could dig up the old dead alumni if they want. I will bet my sweatshops in Guadalajara, La Paz, Manzanillo and Puerto Escondido that the Rams will NOT win this game. Colts win by 169 points!

A final note. Is anyone else out there completely disappointed that Green Bay is not playing again this week after the total and complete annihilation that they dished out last week?

That's it for this week my sports geeks. Keep sending me the love, and I'll keep the lube on the glove.