Wanted: Dead or Alive

Lothar Bisquick has gone too far.

If you see him, let us know.

If you bring him in, you will be paid $5000 in gold. Krugerands from the municipal treasury. And you know that Fenris will be grateful, and you never know when you need to cash in a favor from Fenris.

Just look at this guy. Obviously, his mom still dresses him. And he needs a bath. And he could drive a Ford, or GM, but no, its thumb your nose at the Canadian Auto Workers. Lothar is an evil heteronormative male who hates seals and loves global warming.