This is a sad day for Canada.

Once again, Canada and the world have done nothing to stop George Bush and his most evil empire to ever have existed in the Solar System.

Once again, the American Memorial day weekend has passed … the perfect time to launch a massive surprise attack on a beer and potato salad stuffed fascist American people. How we all hoped to see those Canadian Armored Divisions, the fabled tank regiments of Whermacht-Canada sweeping into the heartland of evil, shoulder to shoulder with our brave allies, the French.

I am saddened. It is time to put our bayonets where our mouth is. Write to our Prime Minister, Paul Martin, and ask him to start planning an attack. Please.

Only a massive display of armed might can stop the evil that is George Bush. We can count on at least thirty French Divisions, and many more from other freedom loving countries like Germany, Spain, and Libya.

We can only write letters and hope to give peace a chance to save the planet and keep abortion on demand.

I, Fenris Badwulf, sadly wrote this.