Horoscope for the week of April 6, 2008

Aries has a sympathy for diamonds; and diamonds are a magical jewel that has associations with truth, nobility, and victory. Look around yourself to see where the diamonds are in your life. They should be both easy to see, and quick to understand.

Aries: Things happen quickly this week, so hit the ground running. You will be at the center of a social hurricane, with new shoes, new music, and a new romance. Expect to get a cheque in the mail.

Taurus: Stand naked for a moment longer when you are fresh out of the shower. Take a deep breath and breathe in the power of the Life Force. It is gathering all around you, Taurus.

Gemini: Driving fast never felt better than it will Tuesday. Leave everyone behind in a cloud of grit and gravel. A new friend reveals that they have access to tasteful smut of a vintage that you rather enjoy.

Cancer: Your evolved sign will find the irritating antics of proto-adult primates to be a source of amusement, not anger. Instead, you will move forward in terms of clarity and design towards your long term goals.

Leo: Find an excuse to visit your local library. You will set in motion a chain of events that will be to your advantage. Do this before Tuesday. You will get a job offer on Thursday at two o’clock.

Virgo: Soak your aching feet in cool water. Force someone to massage cooling crèmes and ointments into your ankles. Eat lightly, and laugh merrily. An important messages come to you on Tuesday.

Libra: Your victory of last week is complicated by the arrival of reinforcements for your vanquished enemy. Oh, Bother!

Scorpio: Conflicts elsewhere act to strengthen your hand. Long term opportunities are sewn in fertile ground through the opposition of the public to righteous men.

Sagittarius: Lots of fun for you this week. Romance and adventure, and some verbal sparring with the lesser minions of administration do occur. You will save money on shoes if you shop now.

Capricorn: Domestic opportunities abound. There is something to be plucked close at hand. You can have one present from the four of wisdom, power, wealth, and love.

Aquarius: Communication is featured in your horoscope, Aquarius. Perhaps you should familiarize yourself with the poetry of Rudyard Kipling as you will be sharing the white mans burden this week. Some imperialism will put more spring in your step, too.

Pisces: Money will come into your hands. You will win the lottery this week. You will also get a deluge of junk mail and unsolicited telemarketing calls.

I, Sargon the Magnificent, wrote this.

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