British Sniffer Dogs To Wear Doggie Booties

In order to not cause offense to British Moslems, the Association of Chief Police Officers in Britain is drawing up guidelines for police dogs that will recommend police sniffer dogs wear doggie booties:

POLICE sniffer dogs in Britain may have to wear booties when searching Muslim houses or mosques so as not to cause offence, the Sunday Times newspaper reported today.

Many Muslims consider dogs unclean and avoid contact with them.

The guidelines are expected to go out to all police forces in England, Wales and Northern Ireland later this year.

Personally, I would slide down a 500 foot razor blade on my naked ass and use my balls as brakes before I would intentionally cause offense to anyone that isn't white or Christian, therefore, I fully support this plan.

Although for the sake of discussion, let's see what one of the leading Islamic leaders in Britain has to say about this:

A leading British imam, Ibrahim Mogra, described the booties as unnecessary. He told the Sunday Times: "I know in the Muslim community there is a hang-up against dogs, but this is cultural.

Also, we know the British like dogs; we Muslims should do our bit to change our attitudes."

So the sniffer dogs won't have to wear doggie booties? Praise be to Allah, I will honour his word.

Note to the Association of Chief Police Officers: Maybe Moslems would want British cats to wear diapers, there's still time to try to impress them.

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