You Were A Beautiful Baby--July 28

I'll be damned, but has Sally Struthers morphed in to Rosanne Barr? If you were born on this day, you share your birthday with a collection of yawners the likes I have never seen. While I'm not jumping for joy that Prince Charles and I celebrate the same birthday, you happen to celebrate yours with Sally Struthers. Maybe now is the time to donate $50 to Feed the Children or whatever organizations that bat use to cry on TV for. Anyway, although I don't know you, I still believe that you are 50x more exciting than any of the squids below (with the exception of Rick Wright). Have a wonderful birthday and get drunk, phone in sick tomorrow to work, and have some crazy sex until a trickle of blood comes out of your left ear. The Mayor speaketh.1948 Sally (Ann) Struthers (actress--look at link, you'll dig it)
1948 Georgia Bright Engel (actress)
1946 Linda Kelsey (actress)
1945 Rick Wright (musician--Pink Floyd)
1945 Jim Davis (cartoonist)
1943 Bill Bradley (politician)
1940 Phil Proctor (actor)
1929 Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis (First Lady, wife of greek shipping magnate, editor--isn't a bouvier a large dog?)
1915 Frankie Yankovic (musician, bandleader--the Polka King, dontcha know)
1901 Rudy (Hubert) Vallee (singer)Your personal ruling planet is the Sun.

Dynamic energy is your basic nature, but emotional issues may eat into your vitality if you don't take a little control of your sometimes overactive imagination. You like to assert your individuality, but be certain of your responsibility in the even that people hand over the power. There's a strongly generous streak in you - both with your financial resources and advice too Try to maintain an optimistic view of things.

Should your health and vitality be low - it's a safe bet that your somewhat morbid imagination is at the bottom of it. Don't resort to power plays as a way of overcoming your own emotional insecurities.

Your lucky colours are copper and gold.

Your lucky gem is Ruby.

Your lucky days of the week are Sunday, Monday and Thursday.

Your lucky numbers and years of important change are 1, 10, 19, 28, 37,46,55,64,73 and 82.