Squirrel Fight--Round One

The date has been set. The venue has been chosen. The names of the combatants are ready to be released: Tomorrow night at 8 pm at the Mitchieville Civic Auditorium in beautiful downtown Mitchieville, Double M will face off against Bug Eyed Jack.

I've had the honour of spending some time with both fighters and their trainers this week, and to say that they are in the best fighting shape of their life is not an overstatement. It's also not an understatement. It's actually a statement that's pretty well true.

We did have one technical problem this week that I am glad to report has been resolved. Originally, we were going to throw both fighters into a pillowcase and let them duke it out. However, if we had thrown them into a conventional pillowcase, there would have been no way to tell what the hell was happening in there, and that kind of defeated the purpose of squirrel fights. So, thanks to the good folks at 3M and a generous grant from the Federal Government, we have come up with a see-through pillowcase that is made from 100% biodegradable plastic.

It is now time to place your guess as to who will be the victor of tomorrow nights fight. In case you are new to Mitchieville, or for some bizarre reason you haven't been reading Mitchieville every day, last week I had a thorough rundown of all the competitors. Please take a minute to review the reviewables.

Now that we are all on the same page, let the games begin. Please leave your guess in the comment box that is located slightly below and over just a smidgen to the right.