King of the Squirrels

Before the onset of the squirrel fighting we must first accept this late entry who goes by the name of Pugsy the Pear Pincher. I know why The Mayor "accidentally" forgot to include our near and dear backyard friend...because of fear. That's right, this little creature has been terrorizing the Manor for many years. I do not have any stats on this furball but I can tell you that he has killed a chipmunk, 2 cats, a snake and a raccoon not to mention beaming The Mayor on his shiny head with a pear. He may look small and sweet but let me tell you this little guy is vicious and cunning. He has been outwitting The Mayor at every turn. He has avoided traps,clubbings, nets, lures and even shotguns and still manages to make off with the majority of pears in our orchard. He is king of the orchard and may even run for Mayor one day. My money is on Pugsy!

The Little Danish Girl