Little Linkie Love

A little while ago, Tiger Woods was yapping away at some news scrum or whatever, when he made a comment that he doesn't watch hockey because it's boring. You can imagine how well that played here in Canada. He could have been caught setting puppy dogs on fire and he would have been excused, but saying hockey is boring, uh uh, that doesn't go down well with the average Canadian. I'm under the thought that anyone that plays golf should not be allowed, by law perhaps, to say that any other sport in the universe is boring. Maybe it's because Tiger is always surrounded by an adoring media and fans that he isn't grounded in reality, but he should note that golf is slightly more exciting than watching a professional fishing tourney or a curling bonspiel. In other words, shut up Tiger.

This is kind of funny--a hostess for a shopping channel looks like she forgets to breathe, which leads to her dying. Wait, that's not right, she never dies, but for the grace of God...

The evolution of Barry Bonds is interesting on a few levels. Watching him get bigger every few years is neat, but checking out his yearly totals is what I thought was most interesting. Even before he started taking steroids, and you'll see exactly what year, he was a pretty great baseball player.

The Top 10 Ugliest Cars Currently Sold In The US is a title which is far too long. The ugly part of the equation is purely subjective, but yet it is still a good list. Either that or I'm feeling generous today.

If you are a regular Mitchievillian, you'll know that The Mayor loves panoramic pages. This is no exception. After panning up and down, left and right, I had a hankering to eat my keyboard. Which I did.

I was just telling my imaginary friend that what the world needs is a web page that lists all the accidents and fatalities of all the major theme parks around the US. I feel so lucky when my wishes bloom like a little flower.