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Monday, June 09, 2008

What's In The Mayor's Lunch Today?

We had a good response to last week's What's In The Mayor's Lunch Today? I attribute the good response to the overall fascination people have, and have had, with my lunch.

Ever since I was a little child, kids have been wondering what was in my lunch. I remember in grade 2, little Jimmy Wiseborough asked me every day for a month what was in my lunch. It took a series of beatings and a restraining order to get Jimmy to fly right and stop violating my rights. That same year, little Suzie Pritchard told me that she wanted to actually be my lunch. Looking back at that now, I'm sure Suzie meant that she wanted me to eat her like she was my lunch, suggesting something of a sexual nature. I feel nothing but pity for Suzie, she was a slut from the get-go and deserved God's wrath when he gave her an incurable STD.

The lunch that I had Larry from Dust My Broom pack for me last week consisted of Ham sandwich on white, a bottle of apple juice, a pear, a stinkin' granola bar and cheese and crackers.

Let's have a look at the Leader Board and admire the people that are adorning the top of it:
Todd --1/5 = 175 carbon credits
Chris Taylor --1/5 = 165 carbon credits
Larry--0/5 = 135 credits
Dmorris--1/5 = 125 credits
Rhebner 0/5 = 85 carbon credits
Nancy 1/5 = 95 carbon credits
Reg--0/5 = 75 carbon credits
Linds 1/5 = 95 carbon credits <----- VERY pregnant
Mech Eng--0/5 = 45 credits
J.M. Heinrichs 0/5 = 45 carbon credits
Darren 0/5 = 45 carbon credits 55 carbon credits
Cudgel--0/5= 49.214325 carbon credits
Mr Fortner--30 Credits
Daily Bayonet--0/5 = 30 credits 30 credits
Fenris Badwulf--0/5 = 30 credits
OMMAG 0/5 = 30 carbon credits
Polska 30 carbon credits
Frozen Tex 20 carbon credits
Dave (new player) 1/5 20 Credits
Dino 1/5 20 credits
I liked the idea of giving you a few hints last week, so, I think I'll try that again. This week I have no sandwich, I have something that I made on the BBQ last week. My drink is in a juice box and once again, the fruit I have packed will have been picked off a tree.

I will accept your first 5 answers with each correct answer counting for 20 points. If you haven't submitted your answers to last Friday's trivia questions, you only have a few days left, so, chop chop.

So, What's In The Mayor's Lunch Today?

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