Bear necessity

The husband of a 70-year-old grandmother who was killed by a bear in northern Quebec fearlessly chased the wild animal off his wife's battered body, according to family members.

Conservation experts set traps after Friday evening's attack, but according to police, as of last night, the bear was still at large in the wilds of northern Quebec.

And it doesn't stop there. Black bear sightings have been rampant in the Durham region as well. The creatures have been getting more aggressive in their attempts to find food. Just take a look.




Bare ash

As reported on Mitchieville earlier in the week, a teddy bear shaped bag with Kurt Cobain's ashes has reportedly been stolen from Courtney Love's home, along with a considerable amount of clothing and jewelry.

"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me," Love said in an interview with News of the World.

I can't believe she had him killed in the first place, but that's just me.

"I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Commit suicide maybe.......wishful thinking I guess.


Bare naked
A new line of naked clothing is available for those who don't just want to wear their heart on their sleeve, they want their genitals as well.

Just wondering....if you're going to go to all the trouble of having these clothes made, why not choose a hotter body?

Take a look at some of the other outfits and you'll see what I mean.


Rare bare port-a-potty scare

LEBANON, Pa. (AP) - Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.

Maybe he was wearing those naked clothes?

Authorities say 31-year-old Shannon Hunter, of Lebanon, used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say Hunter had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.

Probably looking for Cobain's ashes.

Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."

The Deputy fire commissioner should come camping with me some time.

Grin and bare it

Is the theme that defined hockey for the past 40 years or so on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation’s Hockey In Canada program run its course?

According to the Toronto Star, the jingle that is familiar to your average to avid hockey fan might’ve been heard for the last time during the intro to last night’s Game 6 Penguins-Red Wings matchup, that rightfully saw the Wings capture the revered trophy we all know as Lord Stanley’s Cup.

The Hockey Night in Canada theme song is part of what Canada is. To lose that theme song means we lose another little bit of Canada. What's next? Replace Don Cherry with Hillary Clinton??

In an exclusive report, just so happens I have the replacement song with the inside track on becoming the new Hockey Night in Canada theme.

Well, it was either that or "Chocolate Rain".

However, If you are still not pissed-off, or sickened by this decision then go here.
If that didn't work then go here.

Now you should be feeling outraged!

Truth is stranger than Strange