Tuesday trivia for June 6, 2008!

I cannot let the anniversary of The Invasion of Europe go by without a Susprise Quiz! Nothing like a susprise attack to weaken the morale of the enemy! Fix Bayonets!

1) For how long will your hands smell of the scent of the baby powder she used to powder her breasts? Can you still detect it over the scent of morning coffee, cinammon toast, or brown sugar in oatmeal? Will it remain by lunch? And what of by when dinner? Without being at work, will you not go on a wild hunt to find the place where your hands became scented with baby powder?

2) How soon before a vague, unsettled feeling, like a voice or a hammer, that tells you that even if anatomically correct, a six foot two Britney Spears is unlikely to exist in the real universe. Is it just too good to be true to meet up with The Pop Icon? And is it not just too good to be true that she found you sexually irresistible? What a revelation to discover that, bare foot in her garters and hose, Brit stands some six foot, two inches (6’2”)?!? My, what they do with makeup and camera angles. And, the trans-tramp took twenty bucks to buy a ‘new lipstick’. W-word, indeed. Comment?

3) After you were drugged and plied with beer and rum, could it not be possible that there were other drugs, in addition to the pleasant and relaxing compounds that the Tobacconist of Mitchieville sells, crumbled into the mixture you dimly remember partaking of? Hmmm? Were the drugs, drugged?

4) Was the drugging and drinking sufficient to erase any coherent memory or clue that could lead you to be able to lead the authorities back to where you had been taken where your hands had become powdered with baby powder?

5) Some of your remembered memories involve an assassination of an Armenian shopping magnate during a mall parking lot robbery in friendly Texas. What steps are you taking to keep your role in this crime a secret from the authorities? Which authorities are to be feared? Placated? Ignored?

Bonus Question:

6) At what point in your extended weekend of sexual debauchery, did you realize that you were being filmed, being recorded, so that you could be ‘blackmailed’ into a high paying, high pension, low effort job? What administrative position in the middle management of the Empire of the Dark Lord do you dream of having? Describe the indoor pool, in particular detail.

7) How many calories are there in a serving of mothers milk?


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