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Monday, June 02, 2008

What's In The Mayor's Lunch Today?

The only secret that was guarded more than What's in The Mayors Lunch?, was the secret to how they got the caramel into the Caramilk bar. Now that we know that they get the caramel into the Caramilk bar by shoving the crap in with their fingers, that makes whatever is in my lunch a bigger secret.

I thought I'd share that with you this morning, I know you care.

Here is what I had in my lunch last week: Turkey sandwich on rye, orange juice, chips, pudding cup, can of peaches.

Out of 70, I would rate last week's lunch at about 42 1/2.

Let's see what is going on at the leader board:
Todd --0/5 = 155 carbon credits
Chris Taylor --1/5 = 145 carbon credits
Larry--1/5 = 135 credits
Dmorris--0/5 = 105 credits
Rhebner 0/5 = 85 carbon credits
Nancy 2/5 = 75 carbon credits
Reg--0/5 = 75 carbon credits
Linds 0/5 = 75 carbon credits <----- VERY pregnant
Mech Eng--0/5 = 45 credits
J.M. Heinrichs 0/5 = 45 carbon credits
Darren 0/5 = 45 carbon credits 55 carbon credits
Cudgel--1/5= 45.214325 carbon credits
Mr Fortner--30 Credits
Daily Bayonet--0/5 = 30 credits 30 credits
Fenris Badwulf--0/5 = 30 credits
OMMAG 0/5 = 30 carbon credits
Polska 30 carbon credits
Frozen Tex 20 carbon credits
Nancy made her way up the board this week rather nicely. Even Cudgel, who doesn't even want to win, managed to finagle his way up a few spots. It is getting very crowded at the top of the board though. Only a few points separate Todd, Chris and Larry.

I'm convinced that if you want to get up the board, play this game. To make it a little easier this week, I'm going to give you a few hints as to what I packed.

I have a sandwich in my lunch this week, and it has meat in it. I have a bottled drink. I have fruit in the form of something that was picked off a tree.

There you go, three hints to help you.

I have five things in my lunch this week, you are allowed five guesses only. Each correct answer this week results in 20 points. Holy crap, 20 points? Thems alot of points, padre.

What Is In The Mayor's Lunch Today

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