PETA Has Gone To The Rats

Protesting against Lowe's Hardware stores policy of selling glue traps, a PETA protester dressed only in a bikini, mouse ears and a tail, laid in a simulated glue trap on the side of the road right across the street from where Lowe's held its annual shareholders meeting:

“They ensnare any small animal that crosses their path. They are absolutely indiscriminate, so mice, birds, even kittens have been caught on these. They struggle to free themselves for days until they finally starve to death,” said PETA spokesperson Cassandra Curbelo.

WSOCTV.com contacted Lowe’s to get a response to both the protest and the assertion that glue traps are inhumane. The Charlotte-area Fortune 500 company replied quickly.

“The EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) recommends glue traps as a safe and affordable alternative to poisons, and we are committed to providing our customers with the options they request. We have also listened to PETA’s concerns and have changed our merchandise offering to cut in half the number of glue traps we offer,” said Lowe’s spokesperson Chris Ahearn.

What have we learned here today? Did we learn that even under the most miniscule of pressure, corporate America is willing to grab their ankles and say ahhhhhhhhh? No, that's a gimme. Did we learn that PETA is willing to let diseased vermin over-run the world and let humans get sick because PETA are a bunch of agenda-driven idiots with too much time on their hands and not enough brains in their skulls? No, that's another gimme. What have we learned then? We learned that if you build a giant glue trap, hot vegetarian women with large feet and flat tummies will lay down in it and wait for you to come home and sex them up until you run out of cheese.

However, what good is sex though if the woman isn't a meat eater? Ponder that, pervert.

Eff PETA

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