Linds Is Having A Baby?

Mitchieville's Minister of Culture & Arts is having a baby. And no, TH III had nothing to do with it. I know, I'm as shocked as the next guy.

Linds is a good 8 months pregnant, actually, a bit more than eight months. I was thinking to myself that it would be a good idea to have a little contest to see who could guess the date when Linds will pop. Maybe *pop* is a bit of a harsh word, it sure sounds it. Let me rephrase that: Let's have a contest to see who can guess the date when a baby shoots out of Linds like a cannon ball shoots out of a cannon. BOOM!

To make the contest a little more exciting, I'll throw in a Mitchieville T-shirt to the unit who guesses the closest date when this wonderful event will take place. Maybe no one will guess the correct date, then what will happen, you ask? Settle down, I'm getting to that.

Let's play it this way: The person who guesses the date, without going over, as to when a baby will exit Linds, will win a Mitchieville T-Shirt.

To make things a little more interesting, the person who is closet with the baby(s) weight will win a small bottle on the finest Mennonite maple syrup known to man. Imagine, if you guess the date and the weight correctly, you could be drinking Mennonite maple syrup and wiping off the driplets with your brand new Mitchievillian T-Shirt.

You should be so lucky.

We have another Mitchievillian that is el pregnoranti, and that person is Ice. I'd play the contest with Ice's baby, but she's only three months pregnant, and to play a game for the next six months would be make you insane. And I can't have that.

So, let's work on Linds' baby, and then in a few months we'll work on Ice's baby. Man, I really could have worded that better. Oh well, I never claimed to be Shakespeare.

So, let's have it--When will Linds give birth, and how big will her baby be?