Horoscope for the week of May 20, 2008

The movement of the Sun into Gemini initiates the third month of the astrological year. Now, people turn from the realization of their own existance (Aries) and the realization of things they possess (Taurus) to turn to the realization of the workings of their own minds. There is a focus on things immediate, close by, and intimate. Jupiter has gone retrograde in Capricorn. This will accentuate the earthy nature of the giver of rewards that is Jupiter. For the last great while, when Pluto was transiting Sagittarius (which is ruled by Jupiter), the rewards and expansion in your life was guided by the Sagittarian virtues of justice and equality. Now, in Capricorn, these Jovial are not contingent upon Capricornian virtues, such as family connections, being on time for work, and practical use of inside knowledge.

Aries: Your long term plans are moving right along this week. You will not need to meddle or advance your agenda this week ... your focus will be on small details, spelling errors, and misplaced staplers. You will lose a button, but still make the meeting on Tuesday.

Taurus: Although the attention is now off you, this is one of your best weeks of the year to get in money. Gambling, stock market speculation, and loan sharking would all be extra-profitable for you this week.

Gemini: The world revolves around you, this week. But the world cannot decide which of the twins to center on ... Enjoy the confusion of the mighty and the powerful as they attempt to respond to the news you bring them. Especially on Thursday.

Cancer: Mars transiting your sign makes for some over cooked meals, and the possiblity of stomach upset if you eat strange, foreign food when visiting. Stay away from foreigners, as you are susceptable to fever and cuts this week.

Leo: Your unnatural gifts with children come into play this week. You will be the prime mover in a scenario that will address school violence. Be careful to place yourself where you cannot be attacked from behind.

Virgo: A strong placement for your ruling planet gives you the energy and resources to advance your literary projects. You will meet two interesting people this week. Throw out stuff before the next new moon.

Libra: Have an obnoxious person thrown into the barn yard. You do not have to tolerate crude behavior, and the War God and his sister agree with you. You will win the lottery.

Scorpio: Your feeling that something is slipping through your fingers is an illusion caused by the shifting icebergs of fate. A powerful aspect between your ruling planet, Pluto, and Saturn, is weakening, but only for a short time before it renews with increased power. Turn your mind to what is infront of you, and let time deal with the ice.

Sagittarius: You will find yourself dealing with crowds, mobs, and large numbers of people. Your next Monday will be intense. Hit the ground running. These people want to talk, not listen. Put your mind onto the problem and you will have a solution on Friday night.

Capricorn: Happiness beyond expectation awaits you. The completion of a long term project will open up more new paths than you realize. Expect some good luck in some unexpected ways. A guardian angel has been seconded to your command.

Aquarius: The thin barrier that exists between alternate dimensions is again active around all members of the sign Aquarius. Take care when you move through doors and other portals, especially if there is no other humans within sight. Do not get on an elevator alone, unless you wish to find yourself in another parallel dimension.

Pisces: You have a long term problem that is disturbing your normal internal peace. Turn to a fortuneteller for advice. Pay particular heed to any tarot card reading that includes the Page of Cups. Inspect your change for valuable rare coins.

I, Sargon the Magnificent, wrote this.

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