Friday Night Man Flesh

I've just arrived home from an important meeting of *BITCH* members that was held at the Mitchieville Central library. I'm very pleased to report that membership has doubled over the past few months. My humble attempts to recognize the oppressed citizens of this town on Friday nights has been shamefully mocked by Reg (Logan) and the ladies are not amused. Increased membership means increased revenue. Soon, we will be publishing a weekly full-coloured magazine entitled "Mitchieville Manmeat," featuring choice cuts of manflesh from Mitchieville. Part of the proceeds will go back to *BITCH*, while the remaining profits will go toward funding my upcoming Mayorial campaign. We will be distributing a small quantity of copies to the library for patrons to take free of charge.

Alas, good news is rarely unaccompanied by bad news, especially when the stakes are high. Earlier in the week, someone broke into my vehicle, popped the hood and poured prune mush into the fluid tanks. On the bright side, I got to watch Joe clean it all up.
He was assisted by his apprentice named Frank, who kindly offered to appear in the first edition "Mitchieville Manmeat."

And now, it is time for a little reflection. This principle is the cornerstone of my platform.

Sometimes the law defends plunder and participates in it. Thus the beneficiaries are spared the shame and danger that their acts would otherwise involve... But how is this legal plunder to be identified? Quite simply. See if the law takes from some persons what belongs to them and gives it to the other persons to whom it doesn't belong. See if the law benefits one citizen at the expense of another by doing what the citizen himself cannot do without committing a crime. Then abolish that law without delay ... No legal plunder; this is the principle of justice, peace, order, stability, harmony and logic.

Frederic Bastiat - "The Law"