Mitchieville's Salute To Law Enforcement

Yesterday's *Salute To Law Enforcement* quickly morphed into a caption contest it seems, and for that I am grateful. We certainly have a witty bunch in Mitchieville, if I didn't know better I would say that some of you are aiming to usurp me. Well, you better think twice, if you're thinking of usurping, you have come to the wrong place. If for one minute I think that you are trying to usurp me, I will kick you squarely in your balls/vagina. And don't think I won't, I turn into an idiot when backed into a corner.

The caption I have picked out for this picture goes a little sumpin sumpin like this--"Damn, those Chinese really are serious about getting rid of those cats. If I was you, I'd stay away from the #63 at Mr. Wong's Food emporium for the next two years".

Man, I fucking NAILED that one. I couldn't be prouder.

NEXT--What the Hell Am I?